Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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