thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
