He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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