hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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