I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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