We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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