why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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