my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize