the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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