We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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