Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
