As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
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