she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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