um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Randomize
