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i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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