So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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