she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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