do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I wear drunk well.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
