he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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