You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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