So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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