This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
