I'm drive I can fine osifer
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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