Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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