shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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