Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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