i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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