I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Still dying that you shit outside
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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