i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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