I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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