I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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