Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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