if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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