There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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