What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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