so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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