so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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