Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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