we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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