WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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