No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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