no you cant smoke seaweed
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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