Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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