He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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