It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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