You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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