normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
