i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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