So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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