just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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