I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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