i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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