You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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