He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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